Yeah, well, I didn't listen back then either, did I? Clint points out. Army issue underwear doesnt really hold up to battle conditions. Okay? tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings (245), Paxton Hall-Yoshida/Devi Vishwakumar (184), Paxton Hall-Yoshida & Devi Vishwakumar (54), Fabiola Torres & Devi Vishwakumar & Eleanor Wong (28), Devi Vishwakumar & Nalini Vishwakumar (18), Fabiola Torres & Devi Vishwakumar & Eleanor Wong, Indian moms are overprotective towards sons, Paxton Hall-Yoshida & Rebecca Hall-Yoshida, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Ben Gross & Devi Vishwakumar & Original Character(s), "Nothing shakespeare couldn't turn into a really good play", fabiola and aneesa are together and in love because I say so, this is also lowkey a trent and eleanor fic because I love them, ben and devi are stubborn idiots and we love them, this is only ging to be sort of faithful to the play cause i do what i want, Picture Perfect Shiny Family (Holiday Peppermint Candy), this fic has 3 chapters but spans many years, howard will be in chapter 3 a LOT so im hyped about that, note: Devi only appears over text messages, Welcome to New York (It's Been Waiting for You), written for author's self-satisfaction and mental health, Everyone is awesome but I still ship Ben & Devi I'm sorry, Make the Friendship Bracelets (Take the Moment and Taste It), and i thought huh. C'mon, it'll be a blast. He rocks back and forth on the balls of his feet, looking more like an expectant child than a genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist. Mwuh, Clint says and stretches his legs, but doesn't move. It's a skill. It's your choice., Yeah, but Tony makes an annoyed sound and rolls over so he's facing Clint. Nice. Same as Steve- dirt poor in the 30s, was all Bucky said. He had changed out of his suit into a baggy jumper May given him for his birthday, joggers and random socks that had been on the floor of his bedroom. Shit like that., Yes, Clint is right, Steve says seriously. I'd love to stay and chat. she said, voicing the thoughts of her fellow teammates, who looked at Peter with horror. Better known as MJ. Before sex, during, after. Avengers: completed Clint wakes long before Tony, and has time to take a shower and eat breakfast before Tony staggers into his relatively modest living room. Write by: . Muh?, I'm not gonna send you back into that elevator, Clint says and turns around, slides an arm around Tony's waist and guides him into his apartment. He's also not going to reflect on where Tony has learned about shipping. G'niiiiight, guys. This story is complete. You turned to the all too familiar voice, breath hitching in your throat as you met the eyes of a certain brown haired person that played one of your favorite su Decided that I would publish a book of one shots and headcanons that people request! Ship? He likes tzatziki. Tony laughs more, and so does Thor, and then Natasha pushes at his back and says bed, now, and Clint stumbles off. Trust me, Cap, he fit neatly in the bully category, Clint says with a smirk. Which means he usually ends up getting way drunker than the rest, and with two superhumans, a demi-god, a borderline alcoholic and a Russian as his competitors, Clint is screwed before the questions even start. It's important to establish routines. He nods faux-seriously. I thought we agreed that wouldn't be a good idea., No no, Tony says and shakes his head violently, something that throws him off-balance again. Thor Odinson Thor nods, as if pleased with this approval, and empties his jug before refilling it. Please stop talking, Natasha says into her coffee cup. I broke like 4 ribs, my ankle, my hand and my foot. Mmm, neat. Steve, you animal, you.. It doesn't even bother him much, now that he's back home and out of Medical. Tony blinks, surprised, and his hands still in Clint's cropped hair. Wanda and Vision had left to their apartment, the other honorary members being in their own homes (or, in T'Challa and Shuri's case, country). Ned shook his head, as if to say; 'No, don't do this, jeez Pete! "Peter!" permission from the author is required to publish them elsewhere. Your virtues are all intact. He pauses. Clint can't help but laugh. #marvel Okay! Oh my god I cant believe I didnt think of that, Tony looked amazed at the gap in his thinking. He was excited to be able to drink legally and stuff it he was more excited to celebrate with the Avengers. Captain America: The Winter Soldier: completed DC Character Fare thee well, good Banner, Thor slurs, whose Asgardian-ness is even more pronounced now that he's drunk. Tony?. Clint wonders, in the privacy of his own mind, if Tony actually did choose this game for team bonding and not just to determine the virginity of Captain America. Am I correct in that deduction? Vision asked. You're an Asgardian. It was at this moment, team red knew, they fucked up. Ask Pepper. Seriously. Tony said. Tony, Steve, and Strange had used the gauntlet one last time to go use the Time Stone to go back to the Battle of Wakanda. "Are you sure there's nothing you'd like to say Petey?" Peter wished he could have said that. Dad questions and the juniorteam laugh. Of course I am, just gimme, he whines and tugs at Clint's sleeve. Devi Vishwakumar finally has it all. Please proceed!. MJ walked in wearing a fancy dress. Clint wonders, if Steve figured most of the questions asked would be related to sex (and again, Clint wonders whether the good Cap's still got his super-hymen in place), why he still seems so interested. Really?. The Avengers How will she react? And I didn't so much pee on his suit as I peed in his bag so technically, I guess I've peed on five suits. He looks down at his rapidly draining bottle. Everyone was either leaning back into their chair or into the people next to them. Edit* I've decided to just make this one shots, not just field tr Do you know how once you are doing somethingyou instantlyknow you shouldn't have even thought about doing it? irondad steverogers tonystark +8 more # 11 Parley Oneshots by elania:) 1.2M 34.1K 111 And of course you didn't have any ulterior motives at all, Bruce says, smiling. Because I do. Plus, you'd probably unconsciously stab me to death or something., A warm huff of breath against his neck. So why did the recent interactions between her boyfriend and her friend suddenly make her feel like she was starting all over again? Thank you all so much for 19K reads! "Nope, he's straight and started dating Cassidy from maths. I wouldn't fuck off if you were interested in more than just casual hook-ups, I mean., Tony leans into the touch, barely, but his eyes don't stray from Clint's. Yeah, Clint coincides, because really, half the fun is getting to tell shit you've already done and see who else have done the same. "You doing that face is only proving the fact you're a child even more," Tony rolled his eyes, smirking, and helped Natasha carry the rest of the drinks to the coffee table, which the rest of the team was sitting around (those who were still there, that is). Everyone else, other than Natasha and Clint, had also changed out of their 'work-outfits', though Stark had been wearing those clothes underneath his suit. "Huh, next," I say and take a drink for fun. He curls around Clint, who goes mellow at once. She hasn't bothered with a glass. I too find it welcoming, the physical affection of my shield brothers be it erotic or not. He turns to Steve, and suddenly looks really serious. Peter didn't go to Manhattan very often-usually only to visit the Avengers Tower whenever he received an invitation, which wasn't often. Clint Barton/ Hawkeye She had loving parents, a roof over her head, and enough food to always satisfy her hunger. "Never have I ever worn a planting pot on my head," Mom says and I take a drink and see no else do so. His body's pleasantly loose and post-orgasm sore, Tony is a heavy but welcome weight on him, and they haven't said a word since Tony dragged them back into the bedroom. It's not unheard of or even uncommon it means you're not sexually attracted to anyone., But I was, Steve says, sounding a bit numb. Its a honest to goodness benvi modern shakespeare au without the random plotting cousin. Avengers: Age of Ultron: completed One shot with our favorite trickster will usually revolve around an OC. Everyone's got drinks, phones are off, all's well? Tony peers around, jittery with excitement again. Please consider turning it on! Worst idea ever, woke up on the ceiling with no memory of how I got there or how I was covered in glitter," I say and everyone nods. What if they asked about being robbed? Loki Aunt May yells but I can tell it's a joke along with everyone else. With the realisation that this was actually pretty funny, came the crashing realisation that it was Ned's turn, NED, who knew his secret, and was drunk. 's good, Clint slurs into his best friend's shirt. "Never Have I Ever been brainwashed." Peter said. Right, Bruce says and pinches the bridge of his nose, the way he usually does when Tony's being insane or Clint's being an asshole. Random people in classrooms And the best. He thought that after the rollercoaster of a year that they were chill now. Oh, sh- Tony! Immediately he releases the genius, who groans in pain and rolls his shoulder. Aunt May says and I shrug. Parker (Never Have I Ever) Shira (Never Have I Ever) Zoey (Never Have I Ever) Grief/Mourning Hurt/Comfort Best Friends Developing Relationship Self-Harm Des has a dark side Panic Attacks Single Parents Depression Non-Consensual Groping Teen Pregnancy Dream Dad Devi's life is turned upside down after a night at a party. Sent on a mission by Ronin with her sister, and her life changes from there. No! When Clint wakes the next morning, cotton-mouthed and heavy with a pounding hangover-headache, there's a dick poking into his ass. "Hold up, got something you want to share Parker?" His arm comes down to trail across his chest instead. "Never ever have I ever been arrested," Aunt May says and everyone but her takes a drink. So be warned these are different than canon. Anyways I found out about that and followed Toomes to a abandoned warehouse were we fought for like 8 minutes, then he shot the support beams of the warehouse and the entire building came crashing down on me. They all turned to Nat. It's Tony's turn so he said "never have I ever been drunk" Taking a shot. Everyone stared at Peter for a solid five seconds. maybe Clint needs to stop thinking about his team-mates and sex so much. Oh fuck you honey bear, that was a targeted attack!. PETER? Parker, you're in charge. And Peter, whose clothes did you steal? Bucky asked. Of course Spider-Man is a klutz, Sam rolled his eyes good-naturedly. I've been good! Yeah, wellnever have I ever had to ask someone if we had sex because I couldnt remember. Steve sheepishly said, moving the game along. Respect, they said in unison, toasting each other. Then I got beaten half to death by Toomes, then I had to save him from getting blown up. Or I rip my clothes.. I've got all the good stuff on my level anyway, so I'll bring it down, and Thor said he'd introduce us to proper mead. "In Freshman year at Midtown, when I first became Spidey, I met MJ in class. Like a puppy who's peed on the carpet and hasn't been chewed out by its owner yet, but knows what's coming. Cliiiiiint, Tony whines and elbows him in the side. Then he wonders if Bruce can have sex at all without the Big Guy showing up. Why wouldn't you?, I don't know, Clint says and leans forward until their foreheads touch. No? Which is, of course, why Tony has waited to tell Clint and Natasha until it's too late to stop it. All stories posted remain the property of their respective authors; Nat knows that Clint's defences come down when he's drunk, which is why he does it rarely and only in the company of people he trusts. As expected, Natasha, Clint, Steve, Bucky, Sam and Tony drank, but yet again Peter surprised them all by downing his glass. And they were all wrong. Steve Rogers/ Captain America Never have I ever Bucky started, stolen a friends clothes and lied about it so I could keep it.. Clint blinks and looks at the ceiling, but the AI stays silent. #peterparker They didn't mind sharing, Natasha was just glad she was in a position to shove her friend onto the ground at any moment. #deadpool as well as Clint rolls his eyes. Howard Gross takes his son to New York City when he is a child. What, you think I'd voluntarily talk to you about this? It would be strange if he wasn't, considering how many people the playboy's slept with in the last ten years alone. I could send you some info about demisexuality? Bruce asks gently, his hand still lingering on Steve's shoulder. Where did you get this tattoo!?" But fine, okay if your taking a drink could lead to the universe spontaneously imploding, don't do it. Not more running, at least, which I totally admit, I did most of the running, but yeah. It's been great, guys.. Right, yeah, that makes me feel a lot better, Tony huffs, but he doesn't move away. Are you hammered, Stark?. Are you trying to get a full set or something? Clint asks, because it's pretty obvious that Thor and Bruce haven't tangoed, and he knows Natasha hasn't slept with any of them aside from Clint, of course, but that's years ago now. She took a shot. "Shit babe sorry." Okay, that's it, Clint says, because seriously, the guy looks like a puppy. Tony hasn't said anything while Natasha and Clint are doing what the rest of the team calls 'that mind-melding thing', but he looks twitchy and excited at Natasha's glare. When they meet up in a hallway in the Tower, or watch a movie together while the other Avengers are otherwise occupied. Tony makes a 'pssh' noise and pokes around in the fridge for one of his disgusting shakes. Secondly, I really don't want to bed Natasha. He glances over at her, and she looks calmly back. Stupid Sally. He spends a moment taking stock of the situation; realizes that said dick probably belongs to Tony (and so does the chest that's pressed against his back), remembers that he'd fallen asleep in Tony's bed and the billionaire had let him, and that at some point there had been allusions to sober sex. "Okay, my turn. Never have I ever battled motherfucking aliens.. This way, Clint can make sure that it's not hot enough to scald Tony's throat and tongue. So no grabbing there, then, Tony says and trails his fingers over Clint's throat. (but they still needed to stay at an hotel) and since Mr. Harrington was probably in his room calling his wife, they could do what they wanted. tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words. "This was very educational with Peter putting a chicken and flower pot on his head and getting a tattoo but it's three in the morning and we are all almost asleep," Uncle Steve says and I see he is right. He laughs, and gives Peter a devilish grin. Who made you talk? Clint asks, because Tony is drunk all the time and he's never awkwardly confessed his feelings or anything before, which Clint will get right on having conflicted thoughts about that in a second, he just needs to finish up here first. And no.. "Who are you and how did you get past FRIDAY?" This is her journey through the Marvel Universe through the decades. But it'd be nice if you didn't prove my abandonment and trust issues wrong but high-tailing out of here. I smell a demi, Brucie. "I may or may not have a boyfriend." He even puts a hand on Steve's shoulder and squeezes. They were ready to get WASTED, with Vision on hand to make sure no one got alcohol poisoning. Finally, stories regarding Asgard will not revolve around old-time talk. They had just won another championship, a regionals this time. That's pretty much it. He thinks for a moment. Awww, Tony says and sits down across the table from them, chugging down his murky green milkshake like he's getting paid for it. It Multi-fandom oneshots. NOAH PARKER AND HIS SUPER BROTHER [+ A/N ABOUT REQUESTS], BROKEN LIGHT BULBS, MIDNIGHT WALKS AND GUNS, PETER'S MOST HATED TEACHER [TRIGGER WARNING], DON'T LOOK BEHIND YOU [HALLOWEEN SPECIAL], QUEENS TEENAGE DETECTIVES: THE UNFORTUNATE ENCORE, HOME IS WHERE THE HEART IS [SHORT CHRISTMAS SPECIAL], GAMES, MASKS, AND RECALLS TO THE PAST [REQUESTED PART TWO], BODY SNATCHERS, LOKI, AND TEENAGERS IN SPACE (WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG), "STOP SENDING CHILDREN TO FIGHT YOUR WARS", QUEEN'S TEENAGE DETECTIVES: BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER. I remember!. Steve said. and Flash was looking a bit, what was it? this one's for my catty's perpetual nhie rewatch girlies. And because I'm Iron Man.. Clint does a mental double-take, one Tony wouldn't be able to see even if he was stone-cold sober. Moving on from THAT awkwardness; never have I ever had sex with a woman who was on her period," said Rhodey. Was it Bucky Barnes? Nat and Wanda took drinks. Sort of. "Well, I was trying to make it so Uncle Steve and Uncle Bucky could get drunk or like it and I needed to test it out on someone with a super metabolism so I used myself. Sex isn't very important to me. Team red slowly took a sip of juice trying not to be notice. "Who is he? He lets it go. 'Cause I'm open for a lot of stuff, man, but choking me's not gonna work out for everybody., Tony laughs, but it's soft, not mocking. Mmm, he likes the smell of whisky. Only alcoholics use glasses, Tony huffs and grabs a bag of M&M's. It's a little cute and a lot sad, and Clint sighs when he realizes that he's going to accept Tony's invitation. 25 Feb/23. #spideypool So he stumbles through the long hallway leaving to their other sleeping quarters that Tony got them probably for this exact reason, Clint muses as he bumps into walls and doors. guess whos sleeping on the stairs again ???? Tony makes a small, disgruntled noise and rubs his face, except he miscalculates the motion and it turns into more of a slap that swipes across his cheek and into his ear. "Really?" Betty and Ned were sitting close, hands almost touching on the floor, their bodies leaning a bit towards one another. Before anyone could ask him what he meant by that, Bruce decided to take his turn to get it over with as quickly as he could "Never have I ever shot a gun.". This will probably be a few chapters or series. Drink up, all of whom this may concern, Tony chirrups and takes a long swig. Awesome, I'll go tell Cap, Tony says and bounces out of there, excitement humming through his whole body. The Avengers get together to play "never have I ever" and some people seem to be determined to shock everyone, and some just want to pick on Tony for his partying past. I believe it would be best if we stopped the game now as it seems to be somewhat awkward. Weakling, she mutters in Russian and Clint grimaces. She takes a picture and texts it to her group chat with Eleanor, Fabiola, and Aneesa: our last brain cells, she captions it. But Steve smiles and nods, still looking sad but not too much. She's super badass. But then, the Peter Parker part of him, the ever so honest part, didn't really want to lie. It's fucking beautiful. It was great to see you again Nat! The silence prompts Clint to pry open his eyes. "Is that true, referee M Jee?" I'm not doing this right, am I? And now he just looks hopeless. #fieldtrip 3. Other than someone on the team.. He rarely drinks at all, actually. Oooh, yes, I like this! Tony says before drinking. But he was also spider-man, and he just couldn't help but think of the possible things he could reveal. Aye! Thor booms anyway. To absolutely no one's surprise, Tony's really good in bed. #brucebanner Bruce was on a stool, placing the book he had been reading on the table next to the drinks when the others started talking, and Thor (who sat on a stool he had pulled away from the bar) decided to put his hammer on it. He's not sure if it's a warning sign or a sign of affection, but he flops onto his stomach anyway so he faces the circle. tip: buffy gen teen AND "no archive warnings apply". No. Natasha had her own seat, Clint sitting on the back while cleaning a few of his arrows from his quiver, and was sat sideways across it with her legs hanging over the armrest. "Okay okay, never have I ever not went to midtown high school" Clint said, taking a shot. In case you wondered. He grimaces. Holy shit that was a amazhang thing to come back to, I can't thank you lot enough. Sally, Seymour and MJ exclaimed; Peter shrugged again, weary of this interrogation. It's a weird, stiff laugh. So if I don't want to that's not, There's something called asexuality as well, Bruce says. Nice meeting you all." Because it's better than watching you run. He sighs. And don't use the classified information clause to chicken out when the questions start to get interesting. Tony glares at each and every one in turn, except for Thor, because TMI has always been a bigger problem than the opposite when it comes to him. Are we dating? It's cheesy as hell, but it's been over two weeks since they last had sex without some kind of other mushy activity attached to it, and as much as they agreed about the no-strings arrangement, Clint can't help but realize that he's got quite a few strings attached to this crazy bastard by now. She joined HYDRA's ranks at the age of thirteen and has steadily been risin Lucienne "Lucy" Ridley has lived for almost 1000 years, predating the first Avenger himself. Were playing never have I ever!. Ouch, back to last names again. Nah, you heard Steve. He flings an arm dramatically over his face too, in case Clint somehow hasn't realized that Tony doesn't want to talk about this. In these Au's Loki is an avenger because I like that idea and him dying isn't an option whatsoever. So, what's this, then? Clint asks and smiles. "Everyone has a hand, so five fingers, and after those, you have to take a shot for every time you have ever done the mentioned thing.
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